Q: Where does my money go?

A: Your money goes directly to me, it will not go to charity, it will not be available to you anymore, I get to spend it however I please.


Q: Do you need the money?

A: Not really, I have a roof over my head and I get to eat three meals a day. Some are a less fortunate.


Q: Why would I give you money?

A: Why not? I'm simply giving you the oportunity, the rest is up to you.


Q: What do you even plan to do with the money?

A: Buy a Porsche and then gas for the Porsche and then pay for track days and tires and all that good stuff.


Q: No plans for investments or self improvement then?

A: Nope, not at all, basically just the car.


Q: Will I get something in return?

A: No.


Q: What color on the Porsche?

A: Guards Red, Guards Red all the way baby!


Porsche on stack of cash with explosions in the background